Because Google knows what you’re doing—even when you’re in Incognito.
1. uBlock Origin
The god-tier ad blocker. Blocks ads, trackers, crypto miners, and corporate bloat with extreme prejudice.
🔒 Bonus: You can write your own filter rules like a paranoid monk scripting cyber-sigils.
Browser: Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Brave
2. Privacy Badger
Built by EFF. Learns and blocks invisible trackers that sneak past regular ad-blockers.
🧠 It’s like a watchdog that gets angrier the more it sees you being watched.
Browser: Chrome, Firefox, Edge
3. LocalCDN
Replaces external JavaScript libraries (like Google Fonts and jQuery) with local versions so pages load faster and don’t phone home.
🚫 No call-backs to the mothership.
Browser: Firefox, Chromium browsers
4. ClearURLs
Strips trackers out of URLs automatically. That means no more ?fbclid= or utm_source= junk trailing behind links.
✂️ Cuts the digital leash quietly and clean.
Browser: Chrome, Firefox, Edge
5. Cookie AutoDelete
Deletes cookies the second you close a tab. Not five minutes later. Not when it feels like it. Instantly.
🍪 Perfect for digital hermits and operational security fanatics.
Browser: Chrome, Firefox
👉 https://github.com/Cookie-AutoDelete/Cookie-AutoDelete
6. Trace
Blocks fingerprinting, user-agent snooping, canvas leaks, and more.
🧬 Stops your browser from acting like a DNA sample.
Browser: Chrome
👉 https://github.com/underrobyn/AbsoluteDoubleTrace
7. Decentraleyes
Another script-localizer that mimics Content Delivery Networks (CDNs) so your browser stops asking Google for everything.
📡 Serves privacy like an off-grid ISP.
Browser: Chrome, Firefox
8. User-Agent Switcher
Spoofs what device, OS, and browser you’re using. Make your laptop look like a fridge from 2011.
🕶️ Essential for slipping past device-based tracking.
Browser: Firefox, Chrome
👉 https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/uaswitcher/
9. NoScript / uMatrix
The nuclear option. Block all JavaScript by default and allow only what you explicitly trust.
💣 For pros only. Breaks the internet. But also breaks surveillance.
Browser: Firefox
10. LibreTube Redirect
Auto-redirects YouTube links to Invidious or Piped instances. No ads, no tracking, no algorithm rot.
📺 Consume content, not cookies.
Browser: Firefox (or via Redirector extensions on Chrome)
👉 https://github.com/libredirect/libredirect
🧠 Bonus Advice:
Use multiple browsers. Keep your “normie” activity and your ops separate.
• Brave for normie
• Librewolf or Mullvad for the dirt
• Tor for the dark
